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It's four weeks to the day since that
March 10 concert in London where the Dixie Chicks famously messed
with a fellow Texan. Their overseas tour finally concluded, the
trio have realighted in Austin to face the music that's been
blaring since singer Natalie Maines told her audience -- on the
brink of wartime -- that ''we're ashamed that the President of the
United States is from Texas.'' And now their manager is about to
weigh in with a pretty bad joke.
''Let's make this story far more
interesting than it really is,'' Simon Renshaw suggests. ''The
whole thing is a papist conspiracy. This was all about us and
Michael Moore figuring out a way to promote the Roman Catholic
Church!''
''Oh, please,'' begs Chicks fiddler
Martie Maguire, 33, sensing that even this obvious satire might
end up being taken seriously. ''We don't need any more
controversy.''
A pause. ''Well,'' Maines reminds
everyone, ''we did just pose naked.''
Perhaps you've noticed. Earlier in the
day, for Entertainment Weekly's cover, the Chicks got themselves
thoroughly plucked. It was their idea: Though Maguire admits that
their publicist doubted the wisdom of being branded with epithets,
''we wanted to show the absurdity of the extreme names people have
been calling us. How do you look at the three of us and think,
Those are Saddam's Angels?'' Adds Maines, 28: ''We don't want
people to think that we're trying to be provocative. It's not
about the nakedness. It's that the clothes got in the way of the
labels. We're not defined by who we are anymore. Other people are
doing that for us.''